Tag: humor
member name: William Dotani
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November 21, 2008 12:45 PM EST --
Some of you know that I've been hiding and expect this to be clandestine, since I'm nowhere near Washington D.C. Some might say I've done a St. Louis Cardinal sin, . . .
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November 19, 2008 03:48 PM EST --
It was so nice to see Judi J again that I thought I'd ask her something practical, so I said, 'Finish this phrase: America has colorful parades and...' She looked outside to her . . .
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July 11, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
The Queen of Dandelions stood in my front yard
She was planting her seeds, my dog barked hard
I said you're naughty, she gave me a finger salute
Then moved on to my neighbor, not home but at . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . .
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February 04, 2008 02:56 AM EST --
Last week I was sitting in my living room trying to decide if I wanted to meditate or watch the Jerry Springer show when I heard a knock on my front door. Actually I heard two knocks because the Postman . . .
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . .
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . .
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . .
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March 14, 2008 01:13 PM EDT --
I have noticed quite a few Gather articles dealing with dreams in the past two months. Some of the dreams and some of the comments have been pretty wild and sometimes scary. I also dream and my dreams . . .
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March 31, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
The New York State Assembly will vote today on making the Dandelion the State flower. FTD and other florists will start selling bouquets of these flowers today. A State school board official said, 'Student . . .
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July 30, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
I know that this is hush hush, but I found a manila folder in a shopping cart at Big Lots and what was inside was a short list of possible VP choices. I'm not sure which candidate it is for, but I . . .
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . .
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October 24, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
Do you love your country? Michelle Bachman wants to know, as she writes down the criteria that will make every liberal groan. Do you get your information from Foxy News, for it's the best, at giving . . .
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November 19, 2008 10:02 AM EST --
On the roof and looking through my heritage
Someone must be blamed for the reason I am fat
No, not my mom, nor my dad, but way way back
How far it went, records with no pencil, pad or fountain pen . . .
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August 24, 2007 07:52 AM EDT --
A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the . . .
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August 28, 2007 04:25 PM EDT --
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their . . .
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December 23, 2007 07:31 PM EST --
'Santa, would you mind if I took a peek at your nice list?' Santa smiled and said, 'Of course William', so I open the book and to my surprise Elsie Duggan was #1. I said, 'Santa, . . .
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December 24, 2007 02:49 AM EST --
I told Santa I was quite wiped out from reading how naughty some of my Gather friends were last year. Santa said, 'Wilma was the worst I've seen in one thousand years. Did you know she wanted . . .
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December 24, 2007 03:11 PM EST --
'Santa, While you're getting the rest of your sleigh loaded, may I take another peek at the Gather people in your book?' Santa said, 'Of course', but saw I had a worried look. I said, . . .
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December 25, 2007 02:01 AM EST --
Well, I had to hurry Santa was almost on his way. I read the naughty list and came across the following names. First I saw Marianne K and wondered what she could have done, but thankfully Santa had . . .
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